When a male or female is asleep beside you, you
stick your forefinger inside their anal gland (with no lube) and see how many knuckles you can get in before they
jump. Knuckle depth can be measured by the shit stain on your
finger.
Male
Last
night Liam passed out at the party! You'll never guess what happened,
Joey have him a Chocolate Finger Puppet and got third knuckle!
Female
Arnold's misses fell asleep watching Netflix facing him. It was a
prime opportunity for a Chocolate Finger Puppet but he had to improvise with a reach around.