chock

A person who is annoying, always getting in the way, holding things up, or just plain stupid.

Comes from the dictionary definition of the word that is a block that you put under wheels to stop them from moving on cars or airplanes.

Can be used as a noun (you are a chock) or a verb (to chock)

Come on, stop being such a chock, we need to leave now!

Jimmy really chocked us last night when we wanted to go to the movie and he wasn't ready

by Dandys September 14, 2009

Chock

To choke on a guy's cock while giving a blowjob.

Man, she was going so fast that I think I heard her chock!

by ehehehehehehe December 11, 2006

chock

A chick with a cock. Can be any transvestite, transexual, cross dresser, or any other variable.

That chick I took home last night ended up having a cock...

...oh shit dude! You banged a chock??

...well I already had her home...

by cowboytn March 17, 2014

chocked

when a woman chokes on a Cock

Wow, I just chocked on that massive cock!

by Nick Gilliland May 30, 2008

chocked

When you choke on cock

Wow! Liam really chocked on Jimmy's cock last night

by meatymember November 23, 2016

CHOCKING

To CHOCK with laughter. Not to be confused with CHOKING.

Young Boy on MSN - "I fell down today and cut my knee on a small particle of glass"


Friend - "CHOCKING!"

by MaxCarsLad January 31, 2005

chocked

Being shocked to the extent of choking.

Buster was chocked out of his wits.

by Hercolena Oliver March 30, 2009