A gangly, narcissistic man whore with an abhorrent personality. Sudden douchey behavioral outbursts are a common trait of a choche.
“Why do you hang out with that pathetic douche-bag, all he does is piss on people that don’t have rich parents to buy everything for him.”
“Yeah I don’t know, he’s such a choche”
“Yeah I don’t know, he’s such a choche”
by BigRedWanker April 06, 2019
mike: Dude you have a choche
paul: no thats you bud, your choche is 2 inches long bro
mike: i guess your right
paul: no thats you bud, your choche is 2 inches long bro
mike: i guess your right
by bubbafuckhead July 12, 2018
by Marcod March 19, 2008
a choch is synonymous to a douche bag and is defined as a male with spiked hair (usually blonde or bleached blonde), a fake tan and fake jewelry. In other words, a choch is totally fake.
A: That choch told me his name was Antonio Giovanni.
B: No man, that's not his real name! He just made that up that choch bag name to impress the ladies!
C: With a name like Antonio Giovanni you know he's a choch and full of $h*t!
B: No man, that's not his real name! He just made that up that choch bag name to impress the ladies!
C: With a name like Antonio Giovanni you know he's a choch and full of $h*t!
by Antonio Giovanni da Choch! October 12, 2011
by daz3dandc0nfus3d August 30, 2017
Another word for a jerk or tool. There are many derivitives such as Dinglechoch, Choch McMuffin, Chicken Choch Pie, and Chochbag just to name a few.
by OperationCWAL95 November 05, 2010