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The name of the NHL sports team from San Jose (San Jose Sharks). Named by the Latino community who cannot pronounce Shark. Also, a fitting acronym CHoke ARtist KingS. Because the Sharks make the playoffs almost every year (17/27, est 1991) but end up choking and have yet to win a Stanley Cup.
Hey Panzon, you going to the Chark's game? Nah, puto, I'm going on a date with your sister.

Pinche Charks lost the playoffs again.

Free burritos if the Charks win the Stanley Cup! If they don't win you need to pay up puto.
Charks by jshocks February 5, 2018
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Mark Chirnside 

A piano player and celebrity in the music scene of New Zealand through the bands "Secondi" and "Echolypse". Recently a youtube hit with his song "Miller Rose".

More commonly referred to by his followers as "Chirny", "Marky Mark", or "THE MAN".

Mark Chirnside sends his followers into an obedient trance using his power over coffee and pianos to induce their adoration. Using his knowledge of arpeggios, THE MAN will captivate even further and attempt to mate, his most frequent attempts appear to be directed towards men of the "Bosmanius Clan" who are his most devoted followers.
CHIRNY: "Thyne eyes looketh like arpeggios..."
FOLLOWER: "Oh Mark Chirnside, oh. oh Oh. OOH. HOOOO."

-extract from previous attempts to woo the bosmanius clan.
Mark Chirnside by bosmaniuslittleus December 11, 2011

Cwood Chicks 

This rare species (also referred to as rich bitches)is a a bunch of females that think they are above everyone else, they spend way to much time on their phones at partys, and cry if they get drunk. This rare breed is slowly taking over cwood with their large amounts of money and bitchy attitudes. But don’t dare call them rich because they work for absolutely everything aka mommy and daddy. Don’t show up to their party’s or they’ll accuse you of using them for their houses even though they use certain “friends” for their houses already. They call people sketchy for smoking yet they all smoke on the occasions and drink a 2/6 every Friday and Saturday. Be careful when coming to cwood you might get blinded by all of their pure white Air Force ones.
Person 1: Why am I hearing Ppl say nigga when there’s no black ppl?

Person 2:Because the cwood chicks are here
Cwood Chicks by Unknown123431 January 21, 2019
Chirken, not to be mistaken for chicken, is a delectable trio of meats: Chicken, turkey and beef. Traditionaly made in cube form, but in modern practice is made in Swedish meatball form. Originally made in 2015 by three third graders. Chirken day is nationally celebrated by many. On May 6th it is traditionally practiced that you should make this concoction. The staple ingredient to accurately depict the original mixture is Sweet Baby Ray’s barbecue sauce.
Let’s make some chirken this weekend!”
Chirken by The Warthog Mafia June 7, 2018

Taking down chicks 

A process by which two good-looking, jacked bro friends go out on the town to find attractive females to pursue. Once said females are located, seduction ensues; large quantities of alcohol are consumed. Male-on-female petting begins at the next bar, and by the third, the makeout sesh commences. The girls drunkenly stumble to the bathroom, where they both confer over the fact they're probably going to go home and have sex with their new male friends, and reassure one another that they're not being slutty because "those guys are just sooo f***ing hot." A cab is split between the foursome back to the bro's place. Upon arrival, the two chicks are forced into the corner, and cell phones confiscated. The chicks are made to watch as the dudes aggressively strip one another down and start sucking each other off. The homosexual interaction is at once both rough and intimate. Male-on-male sex quickly follows the foreplay. The two guys can say things like, "I love you, man, but tonight I just want f*** you", or, "your butt looks amazing with my c*** inside of it". This interaction continues, testing various sexual acts until both females are crying and traumatized. In the event they don't freak out, slight insults can be aimed towards them, such as, "Sorry, honey, I would be doing this to you, but my buddy here is just so much hotter than you are. Plus, he actually knows how to make a man hard and c**". After both males climax, cell phones are returned and the females allowed to leave.
"Oh dude, you got me so hard last night when we were taking down chicks, you're the man."

"Dude. Good job last night on taking down chicks. I think it's safe to say they won't being going home with another bar bro anytime soon. Haha."
Taking down chicks by joejack21423 February 9, 2014

Chicks Bro

When girls fail to see the fallacy in their own logic. What she says or does that leaves men stumped.
Me: You get offended too easily.
Her: I can't believe you just said that!

Chicks bro.
Chicks Bro by Chicks Bro October 19, 2012

zumba chicks 

Fat sweaty hogs jumping around like injured walruses. Can be found in packs
Holy shit Zumba chicks are coming run.
zumba chicks by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017