Chip Hand

When someone has been eating chips/cheetos and gets nasty chip grease all over their hands...then trys to touch your shit

Dude, drop my controller, you have chip hands!

Chip Hand by MaGiiC July 12, 2014

chip handshake

Establishing dominance by shaking another man’s hand with a handful of Lays BBQ, crushing those chips in the process.

After giving this fellow a thorough jawjacking, Russ gave him the ol chip handshake goodbye.

chip handshake by CVfive October 24, 2022

chiphanding 

When at a party somebody reaches into a bowl of chips, pretzels, etc. and touches a large amount of chips, then only grabs a few.

Guy 1: Hey can you pass me the chips?
Guy 2: No, somebody was chiphanding them.

chiphanding by PC-DerpyDog November 18, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022