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Chinese Crap 

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."
Chinese Crap by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023

Cheap Chinese Made Crap 

Cheap Chinese Made Crap means we love China so much, we not only gave them our jobs, but they make things not built to last.
Hey, why did you buy those pants from Walmart? You know that's just Cheap Chinese Made Crap

ChineseCrap 

1. Products that are made in china (Pretty much everything)
2. Scam products that make no sense
3. Products that claim to be real while being complete junk
This phone i just bought is ChineseCrap
it says it's a 16TB Portable SSD but then it says it's 8TB, it's complete ChineseCrap
i bought this product and it never arrived, it's ChineseCrap
ChineseCrap by llamaswelcome March 27, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004