When you put your finger in your friends butt and make another friend smell it.
Tom put his finger in Coty’s butt, then stood behind Josh while hold his finger under Josh’s nose...serving him a Chinese Salad.
by Roscoe 43 September 27, 2020
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The act of disposing of or ejecting an annoying female by inserting your thumb into her anus and index finger into her vagina and pinching her like a pair of chopsticks in order to lift her up.
"The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her a Chinese chicken salad right out the tenth story window!"
by Iddudes November 2, 2009
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A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chicken’s ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.
Hey you wanna come over to my house tonight? We’re having a Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich.
by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023
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Step 1. Force lettuce tomatoes and croutons in to rectum of a Cock (male chicken)

Step 2. Forcefully shove the chicken starting at the head into the anal cavity of a small anorexic dog

Step 3. Orally fuck the left nasal cavity of the dog while simultaneously eating the salad out of the chicken’s ass
Yo you should come over to our house for dinner tonight, we’re having Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich
by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023
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