Chinese Mudslide Share definition Flag Noun. A chinese Mudslide means to shit between a girl's tits and glide your cock between her tits. Wow her tits were completly brown after I gave her a chinese mudslide! Chinese Mudslide by Joemammaaaa September 1, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Chinese Mudslide mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch