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Chinese Death Stare 

When a Chinese person looks you in the eyes like they are looking into your soul. Like Jackie Chan, they invisibly punch you in the nuts. You know when you've had one. It is known as the imminent sign of coming death.

Not to be confused with the Chinese Death Star. We all know its coming.
Dude 1 : Man, i am so creeped out. I got the Chinese death stare yesterday!
Dude 2 : OH NO! your going to die!
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Chinese Deathstar 

A fictitious weapon shown by preteen neighborhood boys in order to lure younger, misguided girls into their closet.
If you do whatever I want for a week, I'll show you my Chinese Deathstar.
Chinese Deathstar by JPey December 19, 2007