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Chin Omelet

1. busting a nut on a girl's (or guy's, for the gays) face.

2. the end product of aforementioned act, after it has dried on her (or his, for the gays) chin and it looks like that gross shit left over in the pan after you fry an egg.
1. "My girlfriend said she needed some more protein in her diet, so we banged real quick and I finished off by giving her a chin omelet."

2. "Bruce asked me to blow a load on his face last night, so I did, but he didn't clean it off right away! I was soooo grossed out. I mean, he just left it there till it turned into a chin omelet!"
Chin Omelet by Ranal Apist September 2, 2010
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chin omelette 

the result of a male nutting on the chin of another person's face
I gave Susie a massive chin omelette last night while she sucked my cock.
chin omelette by slingblade January 21, 2003

chin omelete 

the act of busting a load on a girls face, and having it ultimately drip down her chin. the texture of the semen and its elasticity are what create the illusion of eggs, hence the term "chin omelete."
"yo dawg, i gave that slag (insert name here) a nasty chin omelete for breakfast, ya heard?"
chin omelete by Nick Long Island November 8, 2004

chin omlette 

The act of ejaculating on a partners face.
She gave him head and he gave her a chin omlette
chin omlette by Dutchman March 7, 2003

chin omelotte 

A large spoof on the face, after much exhausting hours of intercourse.
Dude, I gave this chick a chin omelotte with ALL the topppings.
chin omelotte by Ricter July 30, 2003

chin omelette 

The act of someone proceeding to deep throat your dick so far down that your nuts rest on their chin, giving the illusion of two eggs resting on their face.
Man, my wife is awesome. She deep throats my cock like I'm going to die tomorrow. She really must really enjoy those chin omelettes.
chin omelette by V3rt1g0 July 5, 2007

chinomlet 

Ejacuculation on the chin
I like the don't like the cheekomlet I like the chinomlet.
chinomlet by rita1 August 24, 2008
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