Childos

A chili dildo. Refers to a dildo dipped in chili.

"Dude, what are you eating your chili with?"
"Ran out of spoons, so I'm using a childo."
ERRYBODY- "Pass the childos!"

by J-Rutty July 29, 2011

Childspeak

Speech that is immature, naive and full of unrealistic assumptions.

The sophomore presentation on abolishing government functions was childspeak.

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Childish Gamboner

The Boner you get while listening to one of Childish Gambino's Albums

(Pants become tight while listening to Heartbeat ) I got a Childish Gamboner

by Dis_Nigga August 8, 2015

Childs For Humanity

A group of individuals who support other human beings as long as they do not go against the Childs For Humanity group. Childs For Humanity supports all people and never hate on other beings. We support race, species, color, religion, and anything at all as long as you support the Childs For Humanity code.

Jamal: Yo Romeo have you heard of Childs For Humanity?
Romeo: Yes I've heard it's a group of people who support others!
Tyrese: Childs For Humanity sucks, I am a Vato Loco.
Romeo: We do not tolerate people who go against us!

by Stalkingz October 12, 2018

Childs

A much more entertaining way of saying children.

Tip: even more amusing when said with a Southern accent :D

Teenage: "look mom! Them childs are running on our vegetable garden!"

Mom: *yells* "Y'all go back to your mommies ya hear!"

by Adelliepenguin July 3, 2014

childofjesus

a youtuber who has big brain

he has such big brain hes probably childofjesus

by GIneQuinn October 14, 2019

childesprettywife

a very pretty mutual on tiktok that simps for childe <3

" childesprettywife is so attractive "

by zarinaaa March 11, 2022