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Chief No Wipe 

Much loved leader of the notorious Dirty Butt Tribe; more commonly referred to by his complete and official regalities, Chief No Wipe of the Dirty Butt Tribe. As a tribute to the Chief, his name is often used as an euphemism for someone carrying a foul and lingering stench, typical of a person who failed to wipe their nether regions properly after a poo.
Gosh darn it, James. You smell like Chief No Wipe of the Dirty Butt Tribe. Please, take a shower.
Chief No Wipe by Carl Blumpkin June 22, 2006
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Chief no Wipey

The act of going #2 and then immediately showering instead of using toilet paper. The term came into existence when an Encinitas man went on vacation with friends and let them know how badly he needed to poop. Upon arriving at the hotel the man pooped & showered. However, his friends noticed that the toilet paper was still neatly folded. Thus the term Chief no Wipey came into existence.
I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom today & had to pull a chief no wipey