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chickron 

A really fucked up fanfiction/s about Ron(ald) Weasley and his erotic love for chicken. Although this is Harry Potter we're talking about, these kind of stories are not recommended for children under 18
Dude 1: I read a story about Chickron, it was AMAZING!
Dude 2: Dafuq is Chickron?
Dude 1: A story about Ron Weasley and Chicken having CENSORED CENSORED
Dude 2: ...
chickron by sheepleRTasty November 22, 2016
A Dutch breed of chicken that originates from Chatham in Kent. They often cluck in the software engineering departments of the automotive industry when they are not editing music or strumming the guitar
Tobias van de peer is the epitome of a chickon with his feathers and inane clucking
Chickon by Dictionary.eu January 25, 2019

chicktonite 

NOUN: {root words are 'chick' and 'kryptonite'}

When you're out trying to pick up female company and a friend of yours is either too drunk, too obnoxious, or for whatever reason is chasing away the women he is CHICKTONITE.
USAGE:

"Dude. STOP DRINKING! You are complete chicktonite right now."
chicktonite by Joker Games February 25, 2010

Fried Chickon

Another adition to the menu of Chimp Food. A favourite to all Nogs around the world. This food will never be consumed by a Nog without a side of "Hhhhhhhhhhhrrrice and Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Pork Scotch: Hi Nogtard, would you like to come to my barbeque later?

Nogtard: Hwill dare be Fried Chickon?

Pork Scotch: Yeah.

Nogtard: Hhhrice and Peeeaaa?

Pork Scotch: No.

Nogtard: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!
1. A chicken purchased from a butcher that has unusually long legs and dry yellow skin. Basically, a chickon is the exact opposite of what you'd look for when selecting a tasty chicken from a butcher. It is usually what is left of the fresh chicken at the end of the day because no one has purchased it.

The term originates in the Caribbean from the late musical legend Bob Marley. The term is properly pronounced as "Chik-kahn"

2. A chick who is unattractive, but is still bangable. She's the girl who you'd only call up if you had no one else to meet up with for a good shag.
1. David: Aw man, that fried stuff I had for lunch was terrible. Yuk.
Greg: What was it?
David: Chickon!

2. Ed: Hey Mark, remember that chickon I danced with last weekend at the club?
Mark: What the ugly one who had the nice long legs but no ass? Yeah I remember her. How could I forget.
Ed: Matt got her number and went out with her last night.
Mark: Well, that's cause Matt's a virgin and can't do any better. He doesn't hang out with too many chicks.
Chickon by Tis Vigo! January 28, 2008
Chickonia is a place near Mexico where chickens rule
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