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Chick trap

A declaration by a man when a woman poses a "trap" question/one that is impossible to answer without getting into trouble.
Woman: Which of my friends would you say is the hottest?
Man: Chick trap! Not gonna touch that one.
by LA Cochran January 23, 2009
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check my trap

Pick up money or anything else of value from your ho.
Naw man I can't meet you at 2, I gotta go check my trap.
by TZARvor January 6, 2008
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Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout

The Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout is the epitome of the illegal scat porn industry. For all who are unaware, Chuck Berry is known for his recording prowess, and this is an extension of his renown work. Essentially, the Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout is the illegal recording of the female specimen on the toilet, only a trap door has been installed above the stalls. Behind the trap door lies a steamy unit of human fecal matter (stool) that closely resembles the size of a trout. Chuck Berry watches the recording from afar and releases the trap door letting the trout fall upon the female therefore creating an instant scat porn classic.
dude, I heard she got a Chuck Berry Trap Door trout... at Wangs!

...No wonder restrooms are for customers only...
by Slychub May 6, 2011
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Chicktapus

A chicken and an octapus mixed.
That chicken/octapus mixed definetly is a chicktapus.

Look at my drawing of this chicktapus.
by Hailstone6394 July 17, 2009
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Check My Traps

In a wilderness/natural environment, a covert phrase to indicate the need to relieve your bowels.
Hiker One: Hey, look at that beautiful view!
Hiker Two: Yes, great, it's just great; you should keep looking at it while I go check my traps...
Hiker One: Ok! (knowlingly sits against a tree and starts doing MadLibs)
by infinity.morales June 2, 2009
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check the traps

Refers to the act of checking voice and/or electronic messages to determine if follow-up contact has been made by a prospective mate(s).
"Dude, not sure if I'm going to nail any of those chicks we met earlier today...let me check the traps."
by mrod206 March 12, 2009
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