Chicago waffle

Taking a shit in someone's laptop and closing it.

"He was being a fucking douchebag so when he left I gave him a Chicago waffle as a nice surprise for when he came back."

Chicago waffle by SloppyToppy November 3, 2015

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Chicago waffle

Taking a dump on someone’s latptop key board then shutting the lid

I Chicago waffled Greg the other day, needless to say he was not amused

Chicago waffle by The meme god August 22, 2018

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Chicago waffle

when you shit in someones laptop and close the lid

I just gave a Chicago waffle to Casey

Chicago waffle by ry5tygfgvbvvmhl February 8, 2018

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Chicago Waffle

A Feline with Pitched Black And Creamed White Fur

This Cat is a Chicago Waffle!

Chicago Waffle by MayDayMeh June 16, 2018

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

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