chicago up 

The Obama snow-day policy equivalent of "man up." To make all schools in the country as hardcore about not having snow days as the schools in Chicago are. Derived from the comment Barack Obama made about how his daughters' school was cancelled "because of what? a little ice?"

"Dude, there's like 3 inches of snow and we don't have school! What the hell is this?"
"Yeah i know man, our school really needs to Chicago up"

chicago up by supajew January 28, 2009

Chicago Tune Up 

A well deserved beat down for the actions of being a dipshit or dumbass. Also, for being a snitch, narc or for ripping someone off.

That motherfucker driving buy our house with his loud car at 2:00AM is gonna get himself a Chicago Tune Up in a bad way.

That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.

Chicago Tune Up by Richter Ass October 10, 2021

growing up in chicago 

The best part of growing up in Chicago.

Interviewer: Best part of growing up in Chicago?
Johnny (uhhhh face): uhhhhh... Growing up in Chicago 😬

growing up in chicago by Amphibian Requesting death November 30, 2020