Chicago waffle

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Taking a shit in someone's laptop and closing it.

"He was being a fucking douchebag so when he left I gave him a Chicago waffle as a nice surprise for when he came back."

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Taking a dump on someone’s latptop key board then shutting the lid

I Chicago waffled Greg the other day, needless to say he was not amused

when you shit in someones laptop and close the lid

I just gave a Chicago waffle to Casey

Chicago Waffle

A Feline with Pitched Black And Creamed White Fur

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

Word of the Day on October 13, 2026

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Word of the Day on October 11, 2026