Chex Mix

Contrary to what most people believe, Chex Mix is a lifestyle, not a food. Having a 'Chex Mix' lifestyle means that you are a radiant, globular conglomeration of suavity.

Guy 1: Hey, see that dude over there chugging that Chex Mix?
Guy 2: Yeah...?
Guy 1: Isn't he awesome?!
Guy 2: Hell yeah!

by Joeseph-Anthony January 14, 2013

Chex Mix

A clusterfuck of deliciousness.

That Chex Mix just made me orgasm in my mouth.

by Sir Phillip I April 16, 2010

Chex Mix

The all that is holey snack you eat at every second of the day.

I had the best, most heavenly bag of Chex Mix. Afterwords I creamed myself.

by Randinator December 07, 2006

Chex Mix

A person who looks mexican but has chinese lookin eyes.

Dude, is he Mexican or Chinese?
Fuck, I don't know he's Chex Mix

by The Red Eye Bear Clown August 01, 2008

Chex mix

An orgy with multiple races.

That chex mix last night was insane.

by Jane Design July 24, 2012

chex mix

a cocktail of stimulants, usually ritalin and adderall conveniently bundled for one's consumption.

"yo, i'm still geekin' off that chex mix!"

by m to the aysa April 08, 2008

chex mix

n. Slang for making whoopie

Holy crap, i so wanna eat chex mix with Tom.

by Isabel January 02, 2005