A mirical to make it up hill.
Like a rock, it sits.
You and your dog can take long walks home if you buy one.
Should've bought a ford.
Sissy truck.
Truck that sits for years.
Better call your boss, you've bought a chevy. Let him know you will be late a lot.
Like a rock, it sits.
You and your dog can take long walks home if you buy one.
Should've bought a ford.
Sissy truck.
Truck that sits for years.
Better call your boss, you've bought a chevy. Let him know you will be late a lot.
Shitty
Guy 1: how much does a tow truck charge?
Guy2: why?
Guy 1: i bought a chevy, i need to know how much to save for every week so I'm not stranded.
Guy 1: how much does a tow truck charge?
Guy2: why?
Guy 1: i bought a chevy, i need to know how much to save for every week so I'm not stranded.
by ThatFordGuy September 21, 2015
by EAT COCK EVERYONE October 2, 2003
by Nova King October 7, 2008
1. It's what you buy if you hate Ford.
2. It's what you don't buy if you like Ford.
3. Like a Ford, it also sucks ass.
2. It's what you don't buy if you like Ford.
3. Like a Ford, it also sucks ass.
Chevy sucks! No, Ford sucks! Bla,bla,bla.....Well, I got sick of both of them and got me a Dodge, so there.
by AntiGop May 2, 2005
1. Wake up assholes, my Dad has been driving his 64 Chevy his entire life and it has never once failed to get us where we were going, runs great, is great, period.
2. God damn I wish Chevy had gotten the cummins contract so I wouldn't have to jack it from an old Dodge and overhaul my f-ing truck.
2. God damn I wish Chevy had gotten the cummins contract so I wouldn't have to jack it from an old Dodge and overhaul my f-ing truck.
by Lord June 24, 2003
by mac September 13, 2004
A typically friendly guy with a nice personality, Chevy's typically don't do much physical activity and enjoy relaxing and talking with people, in person they're a little nervous but once they open up they can be quite amusing and entertaining . They also for whatever reason have large dicks.
Guy: So how was he?
Girl: He was a pretty cool guy, I had fun!
Guy: So what's his name?
Girl: Chevy.
Guy: Oh so he's got a big dick too.
Girl: Maybe... Yes.
Girl: He was a pretty cool guy, I had fun!
Guy: So what's his name?
Girl: Chevy.
Guy: Oh so he's got a big dick too.
Girl: Maybe... Yes.
by Black boi lyncher May 1, 2018