Cheney

Neoconservative de facto leader of the United States from January 20, 2001 to January 20, 2009. His heart runs on batteries, therefore he is technically a zombie. Just like Osama Bin Laden, he has a tendency to disappear for months or years at a time, then suddenly return only when it is politically convenient for Republicans.

"George W. Bush was nothing but a figurehead, and Dick Cheney was in charge"

by JTBcat July 15, 2009

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Cheney

1. To engage in unethical coercive activities.
2. To cover-up for unethical coercive activities.
3. To smear a person who attempts to expose an attempt at covering up unethical coercive activities.

1. He was caught cheneying and was charged with felony jury tampering.
2. After having been caught, he tried to cheney his actions to avoid being charged with a crime.
3. The whistleblower was cheneyed and was forced to quit his job.

by Jerry T. November 9, 2005

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Cheney

The reincarnated grinch who has mastered the art of puppetry.

In 2009, Cheney will steal Christmas... and probably Thanksgiving, too.

by The one non-Republican Texan September 10, 2006

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Cheney

An attempt to annihilate the whole of western society through stubbornness, ambition, and ignorance- one duck (and human) at a time.
Also referred to someone trying to be a part of society, yet failing.

"That guy was such a Cheyney- OMG what a loser"
"Eugh.. LOL.. you are such a Cheney"

by Lillylyd November 11, 2006

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A tight-lipped, angry little asshole.

Doctor 1: "So how did your examination of that patient go?"

Doctor 2: "He had a terrible rash on his Cheney, but it was so tight I could hardly get my finger in there to apply the steroid cream."

by Xtofer January 13, 2009

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