Chef Jef

1. A really cool, laid back, funny, and all around a great guy that has a tendency to fall for crazy women that lie, cheat, and ruin his life. Also he is a great cook and very very good in bed and never bottoms.

2. A guy that doesn't know shit about cars but can make any woman orgasm easily and multiple times.

3. A guy with a perfect dick. It's nice and thick and big, but it's not too big that it would ever cause excessive pain.

4. A guy that can make anybody orgasm. Is bisexual and can suck dick just as good as he can eat pussy. Has an amazing dick, but more importantly knows how to use it.

1. That guy is a real Chef Jef... Poor guy.

2. That guy was a real Chef Jef. I lost count of how many times I came!

3. Oh my god, that was the best sex of my life! You can fuck me whenever you want, Chef Jef!!

4. Chef Jef should totally be a porn star. His sex is the hottest no matter who he is with.

Chef Jef by Chef Jeff! April 9, 2023

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jeff-chef

To cook something on a bbq. From an evening involving very tasty bbq cooked sausage rolls

dude, this jeff-chef'd pie is great!

jeff-chef by jeef3 February 7, 2008

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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