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Chef's Basket 

When a man has a lady gape her asshole, fills her colon with whipped cream, and dunks his testes inside.
I whipped up a chef's basket before with my lady. It provided a nice mocha-colored moisturizer for my balls.
Chef's Basket by RealGM OTB March 17, 2011

Chef's Hat 

A half-used tampon which, due to it's incomplete insertion, has only expanded at the top
"I can't believe that club skank left a chef's hat in my kitchen"

After the Romanian Girl Guides left the hostel all that remained were 5 chef's hats clinging precariously to the ceiling.
Chef's Hat by dirtychef July 18, 2010

Chef’s Kiss 

Phrase used to exclaim one’s adoration for a food/meal’s exquisite and superb quality. When a patron has enjoyed their food so much that by doing this gesture 🤌🏽 they are essentially holding themselves out as a true connoisseur of this meal and have tried it in a range of qualities, in the same manner that a highly skilled chef (as well as from the perspective of a bon vivant) would first create the exquisite meal and then relish in its final form full of delicious satisfaction. Probably came from Italian culture so definitely okay to use the little hand pinchy emoji 🤌🏽.
Mama mia, that fettuccini Alfredo was chef’s kiss 🤌🏽
Chef’s Kiss by Champagne Juany October 17, 2021

Chef's Mouth 

A term for someone who often swears profusely, uses vain or foul terminology, and inserts the "fuck" word into his syntax as often as possible. This results due to his/her immersion in a professional kitchen environment. Similar to "swearing like a sailor", "truckers mouth", "swear like a trucker", etc...
What the fuck Chuck? Hustle your sweet fuckin tits with that filet or I'll be on your lush ass like a priest on a fucking altar boy! Fucking MOVE asshole!
Jane never swore until she became a line cook. Now, after 2 years in the kitchen, she often calls her best friend a slack jawed fuck bag. Jane knows she has a classic case of "Chef's Mouth".

chef's crack 

the result of working long hours in a hot kitchen, when the sweat from your back slowly dribbles down and inbetween your buttcheeks and starts to mix with the residue of uncleaned feaces still left there, then gets constantly mixed by the "chef" moving around and if left for days will develop and mature into an unidentifiable black substance. congratulations, you have achieved chef's crack. smells extremely bad. and a very fermented sample may have traces of crude oil and motor lubricants smells, together with an overpowering smell of shit and old jogging socks.
antonio at Fat Angelo's had a very bad case of chef's crack, no one wanted to be near him.
chef's crack by pyrogenetix November 15, 2006

Chef's Pleasure Bag

"Chef's Pleasure Bag" is a sex toy though of by Chef from South Park.

Chef is whoring to keep out of prison. Now he has to have sex with Veronica Crabtree who is real fugly.
He tells her they can use a sex toy called "Chef's Pleasure Bag".
Ms. Crabtree: All right, let's get this show on the road! Come 'ere, puppy!
Chef: Uh, uh, hold on a second, Ms. Crabtree. How would you like to use some… sex toys?
Ms. Crabtree: Sex toys? Like what?
Chef: Like this very special device. *pulls up a paper bag* I call it "Chef's Pleasure Bag."
Ms. Crabtree: How does it work?
Chef: Now, all you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure.
Chef's Pleasure Bag by 28052010 September 2, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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