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Cheezus Crisp
A pun on the curse, Jesus Crisp. Mostly used by people who can't say, "Jesus Christ", people with a sense of humor, or hungry people.
Church Student, "Cheezus Crisp!"
Priest, "Did you just say Jesus's name in vain?!"
Church Student, "No, I said cheese... I'm kind of hungry..."
Priest, "Ah, ok, continue on with your work."
Priest, "Did you just say Jesus's name in vain?!"
Church Student, "No, I said cheese... I'm kind of hungry..."
Priest, "Ah, ok, continue on with your work."
Cheezus Crisp by Pinesal January 10, 2009
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Dude, I was eating some Cheese whilst praying to Jesus(the baby version), and my cheese just like, turned into the face of my Lord, and I was like, "WHOA MAN IT'S CHEEZUS."
Cheezus by CheezusWorshiper August 14, 2009
cheezza
n. 1. Pizza with cheese in the crust. 2. Mankind's greatest achievement, second only to the Moon landing (Conan O'Brien 7/17/09).
Every July 16th, to celebrate mankind's two greatest achievements, in order, we first eat obscene amounts of cheezza and then we watch four hours of When We Left Earth on TiVo.
cheezza by I. Chandelier July 18, 2009
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Cheezus Crust
1.
Similar to Jesus Christ, used to express anger/frustration when trying to decide upon what to eat when with friends.
The term sparks the thought of pizza, usually making and food related argument end.
2. To express your holy love of pizza, usually followed with All Toasty, as compared to all mighty. Although not common, toasty can be replaced with melty, cheesy and greasy.
Similar to Jesus Christ, used to express anger/frustration when trying to decide upon what to eat when with friends.
The term sparks the thought of pizza, usually making and food related argument end.
2. To express your holy love of pizza, usually followed with All Toasty, as compared to all mighty. Although not common, toasty can be replaced with melty, cheesy and greasy.
A. I want Kfc!
B. But Tgi fridays is better
C. Screw fridays! Taco bell it is!
D. CHEEZUS CRUST!!!
A. B. C. Pizza!!!
2.
A. God I love pizza! CHEEZUS CRUST ALL TOASTY!!!
B. But Tgi fridays is better
C. Screw fridays! Taco bell it is!
D. CHEEZUS CRUST!!!
A. B. C. Pizza!!!
2.
A. God I love pizza! CHEEZUS CRUST ALL TOASTY!!!
Cheezus Crust by Rowedahelicon October 13, 2008
Cheezus Christ
The savior of all, and made entirely of cheeze. He loves everyone, but if you piss him off he will send his battalion of sea-monkeys to pick your bones clean!
Cheezus Christ by CheezeMasta August 26, 2003