cheez-it sand

The salty, ocean of crumbs in the bottom of a cheez-it bag.

"Oh no, the cheez-its are gone! I am going to throw the bag out!"
"No! That's my cheez-it sand! That's not trash, that's treasure!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes im sure, cheez-it sand is the best in the land!"

cheez-it sand by Hartzl October 2, 2015

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it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek

A line spoken by impa from the legend of Zelda breath of the wild. Not much to say here.

Link: Where is your birthmark

Paya: U-Uhhh

Impa: it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek

it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek by Mistyman6 March 28, 2023

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Jesus Cheez-its

Crackers that are shaped like the religious fish emblem on the back of cars, aka Goldfish.

Hey Billy, will you trade me your day old pizza for some of my Jesus Cheez-its at lunch today?

Stop it kids, quit throwing the Jesus Cheez-its in mom's car.

Jesus Cheez-its by Batcaver October 9, 2011

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Cheez-Its

Pretty much the best fuckin baked snack cracker of all time. 100% Real cheese. Something everyone likes, and for those who dont. Well, take a look at Rosie O'Donell.

Todd: Oh em gee can I have some Cheez-Its? Nick: No fucker, get your own box. As a matter of fact, just get the hell away from me.

Cheez-Its by Flipzeroccs9 July 23, 2009