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Cheesy Puff 

Tom will work better when given cheesy puffs
Cheesy Puff by Barry June 4, 2004
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cheesy puff 

a little monkey boy that has no penis
also trys to have a fake one...
likes to get beat up alot
is not russian
not very cool people such as nazis because we all know they eat jewish balls those damn bastards
THAT MAN OVER THERE IS A CHEESY PUFF CAUSE HE TRYS TO USE A STRAP ON.....
cheesy puff by hopakid April 18, 2006

Cheesy Puff 

After sex, when a girl's vajay is so dirty that when he pulls his dick out out there's rotten juices on it and it looks like a cheesy puff.
I pulled my dick out of her and had a nice lookin cheesy puff.

Truffle butter would go great with my cheesy puff.
Cheesy Puff by BallaS90 August 13, 2015

cheesy puff 

Dale winton, barrymore, or any other big poncey assed celebrity who openly goes around being gay.
As above
cheesy puff by dirty kev October 8, 2003

cheese puff

A sensational snack eaten for pure snacking or can be thrown at other people to show affection. And the person cheese puffed must show a good sign to the cheese puffer so he/she can get the OK to date or possibly kiss.
Man, this cheese puff is good.

OR
Joe:Arlan just cheese puffed her.And she laughed
Bob:OMG!! Seriously?! Ricky's gonna be pissed.

cheese puff

to place one's mouth over the butthole and blow a short, powerful blast of air into the anus.
my rusty trombone was immediately followed by a cheese puff.
cheese puff by gsodthecluck July 24, 2009

cheese puff dick

A rather small sized penis that accidentally loses hardness, leaving it in a slightly curved, limp state; it's smell lingers in the room long after sexual activities are over.
"Why does your room smell like shit?"

"Because my half queer fuck buddy just left."

"How was it?"

"Not that great, he has a total cheese puff dick."
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