CheeseNipples 

If you are a CheeseNipples, then you most likely don't know what it is. CheeseNipples are the disease that gives your nipples the same effect as a cow. You can make cheese and milk from your nipples. It is truly a miracle in humanity.

Holy pepperoni! You have CheeseNipples?

CheeseNipples by Ethan_Is_Gay February 3, 2018

macaroni and cheese nipples 

A girl who has macaroni and cheese nipples has abnormally long nipples and is lactating. The milk excreted from the nip dries around the end and oozes out uncontrollably, thus looking like day old macaroni and cheese.

Dan: "Dude does courtney have macaroni stuck on her chest?"

Gil:"No dude i think shes lactating. She has an extreme case of macaroni and cheese nipples."

macaroni and cheese nipples by bLiTcH January 8, 2009

cheese nipples 

To have nipples with a brittle "aged cheddar" like quality to their look and texture to the tongue. Commonly found on asu students (both men and women) who are into very kinky coitus that the rest of us normally avoid...

Max...you have cheese nipples...that's no Gouda

cheese nipples by Eatontwat September 17, 2013