Cheese van

A police vehicle in South Africa. They used to be yellow during the Apartheid government, hence the reference to cheese.

Hide your stash, there are some cheese vans ahead.

Don't send me nudes of your little sister, I don't want cheese vans to stop at my house

Cheese van by munky82 January 26, 2018

Cheesed in his van 

This is when you do sexual activities in a car and you use this phrase to indicate that you or your partner has reached an orgasm. Could be used in present or past tense, also all genders are included as well.

Me: have you cheesed in his van?

Person: well, where else would I? His parents are home all the time.

Cheesed in his van by Holyferret June 17, 2018

Vanilla creamy butter cheese 

When a white woman experiances a yeast infection, the discharge that is excreted from the infected area.

Charles: Excuse me, miss? I find you quite exquisite...would you mind copulating with me on this, such a fine eave?

Donna: Shit boy! You's fine..but my cracks strait squirtin' vanilla creamy butter cheese, nigga!

Vanilla creamy butter cheese by Ned Flanders Blalock Ray April 14, 2008

Michael "Memes" Chersevani 

A person who is known for his amazing offensive memes, who spends most of his lifetime in Facebook jail. He's a permanent member of the CRACKFOX CULT.

Person1: Look at this crayon meme.

Person2: Wow that's amazingly offensive!

Person1: Of Course! It's posted by the great Michael "Memes" Chersevani!

Michael "Memes" Chersevani by MisfitMe November 27, 2021

Cheeseman 

Cheeseman (chee-z ma-an) noun

This word is generally used to describe an insincer, cheesy shyster. A greasy kinda guy with a used car salesman vibe.

OMG don't fall for that. He is Cheeseman!

Cheeseman by Dragonlady58 December 30, 2020

Cheeseman 

Noun, Adj;

Self styled Del boy and general lunatic that makes a living buying cardboard, conning single mums out of retro games/consoles and marking them up tenfold on wherever he isn't banned from.
In recent months, 'doing a Cheeseman' has come to generalise someone who has totally unrealistic pricing on stuff they are selling.

1.Guy on Facebook has a sealed Mariokart and wants three grand for it.
2. Lol, wasn't Cheeseman was it ?

Cheeseman by Spartyvus December 6, 2018

Cheeseman 

A girl that no one finds attractive except for you. All true bros have a cheeseman. You cannot make fun of a bro for his cheeseman, as it is not a choice.

Bro 1: Damn bro, I would totally hit that.

Bro 2: Are you kidding me bro? She's a freaking grenade.

Bro 1: I can't help it bro, she's my cheeseman.

Bro 2: Oh, it's cool then.

Cheeseman by chyaaaaaa December 24, 2012