Cheese slime 

The shit you pick off your dick when you're bored and want a quick snack

"Hey bro, can I have a bit of your cheese slime? I'm feeling rather peckish."
"G E T I N T H E F O R E V E R B O X"

Cheese slime by taintsniffingticklebandit August 10, 2023

cheese slice menu 

An icon represented by three horizontal lines which displays a menu when clicked. Also known as a hamburger menu or hamburger icon. The term was coined by high-school math teacher Timothy Miller in 2019.

I clicked on the cheese slice menu and a list of options appeared on the left-hand side of the screen.

cheese slice menu by tjmtheman December 4, 2019

cheese slice 

The triangle shaped sweat mark left by a woman on a vinyl seat. Most often seen on exercise equipment.

Damn MaryBeth, are you going to wipe off that cheese slice you left on the Lat Pulldown?

cheese slice by bnasty October 16, 2006

cheese slice 

The triangle shaped sweat mark left by a woman on a vinyl seat. Most often seen on exercise equipment.

Damn MaryBeth, are you going to wipe off that cheese slice you left on the Lat Pulldown?

cheese slice by bnasty October 16, 2006

cheese slice 

1. a random image inserted into a television show or movie by a creator with no special significance but which fans attribute deep meaning to and debate about said meaning at length. The term stems from a Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode, 04.22 "Restless." The term can also be applied to any of the following:

2. any confusing image which causes a person to realize she is literally or figuratively dreaming

3. something which will not protect a person

4. something for which one clears a space, especially if space is already available or time should be spent on more pressing matters

5. an existential question or riddle

1. Look, I listened to the director's commentary. The bald guy is just a cheese slice--there's no deep meaning behind his appearance.

2. It all seemed so real, but my dog driving an ice cream truck was a real cheese slice and I knew I had to wake up.

I thought I could trust my best friend until I got smacked with a cheese slice: she was having an affair with my boyfriend!

3. I don't know if I want to ride with you--your Geo Metro is a total cheese slice in an accident.

4. I know I told my sister I would babysit, but I cheese-sliced in coffee with Nathan instead.

5. The real cheese slice is whether I wear the pants or the pants wear me.

cheese slice by JossedGrrl February 3, 2010

sliced cheese 

Infinitely better than sliced bread.

"People use the expression, “That’s the greatest invention since sliced bread!” all the time-but what about sliced cheese? Cheese is much harder to slice evenly than bread. To my way of thinking, the invention of sliced cheese is much more impressive than the invention of sliced bread. Plus, sliced cheese is wrapped in a convenient plastic covering while sliced bread is lazily jammed next to other pieces of bread. But I’m probably in the minority here…"

sliced cheese by hai guyz November 3, 2005

I’ve got cheese to slice 

preoccupied with another task.

“I’ll see you later Tom Hanks, I’ve got cheese to slice.”

I’ve got cheese to slice by CherishedQuench933 December 25, 2022