A lad who has low self-esteem and takes shit from everyone, from his bird to his brother. This lad tends to be whipped and bullied by his lass and will take her back after she has a night out of mischievous actions.
'Have you seenwill lately?'
No i'm not speaking to him until he stops being a Cheese Wreck and gets himself together'
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.