cheese pull

A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of fine cheeses, meats, and olives are placed aesthetically on top of your partner. You consume the cheese in the dark while binge watching your favorite trashy TV series. This act is only for married people.

I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed a cheese pull on him. It saved our marriage!

by MilfywayGalaxy January 04, 2021

cheese pull

A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of delicious cheeses, meats, and olives are arranged along your partner. You consume the cheese while binge watching your favorite trash TV series. It's only for married people.

I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed a cheese pull. It saved our marriage!

by MilfywayGalaxy January 04, 2021

Wet taco cheese pull

A tiny pale dick, approximately string cheese size, engaged in vaginal penetration and evacuation.

I hit her with the old wet taco cheese pull, sour cream and all.

by EwUrGrowse May 24, 2021

The Cheese Pull

A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of fine cheeses, meats, and olives are placed aesthetically on top of your partner. Mozzerlla cheese sticks are shoved in your partner's mouth for a quiet, sensual evening. You reserve the belly button and other orpheuses for marinara sauce for dipping. You consume the remaining cheese board items in the dark while binge watching your favorite trashy TV series. This act is only for married people.

I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed the cheese pull on him all night. It saved our marriage!

by MilfywayGalaxy January 04, 2021

Jacksonville Cheese Pull

(noun)
The act of having intercourse in the doggy-style position and finishing in your hand, then you smack your partner on the buttocks.

Named because when you pull your hand back, it resembles a cheese pull from any of your favorite cheesy dishes.

"She told me not to get her pregnant, so I had to pull out and give her the Jacksonville Cheese Pull"

by Garchomp808 December 13, 2024

Pulling cheese

A statement or action that is crazy, delusional, or wild.

If you get back with your ex you’re pulling cheese

by The cheese puller January 17, 2024

Dick Cheney Cheese Pull

Pulling one’s own “string cheese” and simultaneously pretending to be Darth Vader while actually fucking over half the general population.

He was in a real Dick Cheney Cheese Pull getting us into that bullshit bar fight.

by Pastyclown May 01, 2025