Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.
Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007
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My niece is such a cheesegrubber, I found her passed out on the bathroom floor still holding onto her drool covered phone which had a picture of a Krispy Kreme donut grilled mac'n cheese sammie with nacho cheese sauce.
by Coolaunt March 11, 2017
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