cheese grader

A dry handjob that results in wounded flesh, resembling the effects of a grader on cheese

Me: Dude, Carolyn just gave my a dry handi, it was brutal

Anthony: Oh shit, she pulled out the cheese grader!

cheese grader by Italianhorn May 15, 2011

Cheese Grader

The act of pooping in the shower, then using ones big toe to rub the larger particles against the metal grate at the bottom to get the chunks through the drain.

The other day after I had already gotten in the shower, a sever case of abdominal cramps hit me. Fearing wetting the floor,making the transition from shower to toilet, or toilet paper sticking to my rear, I squatted down and released my bowls into the shower.

Due to the fact the night before I had peanuts and corn for dinner there was an abundance of particulate that were to big to breach the metal grate to the drain. I used my big toe and rubbed the corn and peanuts against the metal screen using it like a cheese grader until the pieces were small enough to get through!

Cheese Grader by NIKKY T April 18, 2014

cheese grader

when a man rubs the tip of his penis onto a womans teeth

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An illustration of the cheese grader

cheese grader by TwatSplitter July 19, 2010

cheese grader

1.) what people use to grade cheese
2.) a way of making holes in your pants and making them vintage!

1.) "hey man bring over your cheese grader for the party we got some sick ill nasty cheese over here!"
2.) I like to use a cheese grader on my pants.

cheese grader by Caroline Satterthwaite April 28, 2006

cheese grader

when a male has incestual sex with father

oh man last night i was so drunk i graded cheese.
hey did ya hear tom is a cheese grader

cheese grader by I.B.M.T.P May 30, 2011

[Cheese Grader] 

During the act of oral sex, the female proceeds by sucking on the males penis at the same time, slightly biting down, adding teeth to the act, thus imitating the cheese grading effect. It is not the most comfortable feeling, however, what ever tickles your fancy!

"Last night this bitch gave me a Cheese Grader, so I SHAZZAMED in her face!"

[Cheese Grader] by Johhny Rocket 69 March 31, 2009

New York Cheese Grader 

Adjective: Used to describe a girl with braces who likes to suck dick.

Joe: Hey Sol, Matt... Did you here about Tiffany?!

Sol And Matt: No what?!

Joe: She's a New York Cheese Grader!!

Sol And Matt: Fuck Yes.

New York Cheese Grader by Titty Mc'Tittyfuck January 24, 2010