(verb) The act of slapping someone else in the face with your penis. Used as the ultimate disrespect or way of asserting dominance over someone. derived from chub (short for chubby) a slang word for penis and smack.
(Another term for smegma) A moist, creamy, feta cheese-like build-up between the male's penis head and the under foreskin. Although technically serving as a lubricant, the presence of chesnick is usually accompanied by an ammoniated fetor and is, today, considered a sign of poor genital hygiene
After withdrawing, Rupert noticed he had left chesnick remnants strewn over her lady garden, like over boiled potato fragments discarded on a sieve
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.