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A human sub-species also known as homo-inferior. They plan to conquer the world by lowering the nations IQ to single didgit numbers, like themselves. They do this by subjecting those around them to monotonus rap music and brandnames. They are braindead, almost zombie like. They are currently hatching a co-plot to ruin the English language through Abreveation and talking like they havn't got a tongue.
(phonetics) "welw den mush, init dat way den bruv! CHIKEN LAY AN EEEEG BOI!"
by Memnoch. December 27, 2003
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Pricks, who hunt in packs
chav: got a cig mate?
pedestrian: oh no sorry.
chav2: lend us 2p m8
pedestrian: ok?
chav: cum on den
pedestrian: im sorry?
chav2: who sed ya could talk dik ed
pedestrian: erm?
chav3,4,5 and 6: fight, fight, fight
pedestrian: im just walking home
chavette: ya takin da piss
pedestrian:listen im jus walking home, whats ya problem
all chavs: oooooooh
chav:cum on den
pedestrian: erm? *walks to chav*
all chavs: shit *run off*
pedestrian: erm?
by Molluz - [zn770w] October 06, 2005
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Chav: a type of person who lacks the intelligence to be able to speak or write proper english, uses words, if they are proper words such as 'blingin', 'mingin' etc
You will normally find them outside McDonalds. Their favourite hobbies: picking on anybody who has a brain, having underage sex with no protection, getting drunk, starting a fight with some random person who has done nothing to them except say "hi".
A chav can be quite easily be identified by their clothing. A Burberry (from the local market- 99p, a bargain!) cap, a Nickelson t shirt, and a Schott hoodie, with adidas tracksuit bottoms rolled into their white nike socks and wearing nike trainers. Female chavs tend to have their hair in a tight bun or ponytail witht the help of several cans of hairspray, their face will be painted in cheap makeup; layer and layers of cheap foundation, mascara and eyeliner. Chavs enjoy showing off their "bling". "Bling" often looks like chocolate coins & is costs ยฃ1.99 from Argos. It often appears in the form of over-sized, fake-gold hoop earrings. Favourite jobs of chavs: drug dealer, McDonalds worker, prostitute, page 3 'model'. Chavs are also known as: 'scum', 'idiots' and any other insult there is on this earth.
You can tell if someone is a chav or not mostly by their attitude. They think that anyone who doesn't listen to "their" music is a grunger. They think that Burberry is the height of fashion & they look down on anyone who isn't exactly like them. How to humiliate a chav: ask them to recite the alphabet.
by MJ February 14, 2005
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Billy: "I got the chavs real bad, man."

Eric: "Just hit them with the shampoo."

Darren: "He's got a dose of the chavs."

Kevin: "Ooooh, he'll be itchy for weeks."

"Baby, I'm sorry, but I gave you chavs."
by OminousIncendia(ry) June 16, 2009
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a complete twat
plural : chavs
female : chavette
just go to hethersett and ull see plenty of chavs
by green1992 April 07, 2007
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Chav's - girls or boys can be chav's, boys usually wear or can be spotted by wearing track suit bottoms really baggy, baseball cap or hoodies! They think they are the best, like gods gift and prance around thinking every girl likes them and always uses the words "boom,weng,man"

How to spot a girl chav or chavette: they have either blonde or black hair, false nails that are melted onto there real nails,clumpy mascara, spider lashes, track suit bottoms with a brand name on them e.g adidas/nike,pastey foundation,glossy lips and really tight hairsrayed hair! Uses obnoxious words such as cunt,wanker,bastard,fiesty etc

Chav's also think they are the best,they bully people if they think there better than them!
They don't like people sticking up for themselves or argueing back!

All chav's think there in girls cases prettier and more safisticated than other girls and in the boys cases they think they are way better looking than fellow boys!
weng boom chavette spider lashes
by peachy pip September 18, 2009
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chav = a complete dick head who can only look hard by beating other people up. chavs are the scum of the earth, and all the chav girls are complete ugly mingers.

i think any one in their right mind will agree
look at the CHAV trying to be so solid in his burberry
by bobby_17 February 09, 2006
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