Chastity Bra

A type of bra worn by girls that is incredibly sexy but ridiculously difficult to remove without assistance. Typically a sports bra or tight black tank top with many confusing straps and clasps.

Usually worn in the beginning of a relationship or to regulate things back to first base later on. Often worn as a tease, or in retaliation for chastity boxers.

Guy 1: Did you see her boobies?
Guy 2: Nah, she was wearing a chastity bra.
Guy 1: Oh. So what did you do?
Guy 2: Kissed her forehead.
Guy 1: Cool, bro.

Guy: How the fuck do you remove this?
Girl: *cute innocent smile*
Guy: God damnit.

Chastity Bra by expert_pronunciator February 3, 2010

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Chastity bra

A tricky, difficult bra or article of clothing that is particularly hard to unhook, which makes the unhooker feel like a fool.

I couldn't believe she was wearing a chastity bra on the third date, I mean, I expected sex after the third date! I guess I'll give her a hickey instead.

Nate couldn't take off the girl's chastity bra, let alone her easy to remove bra, thus qualifying him as inexperienced.

Chastity bra by giftfromgod86 February 1, 2010

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Chasity Bra

When someone cannot take off a womans bra.

"Everything was going great until i got to her bra strap, then i couldnt get it off. I got chasity bra-ed."

Chasity Bra by paulthewall October 6, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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