A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.

Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!

toilet roll chupacabra by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

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Dirty Chupacabra

Giving a man a hickey on their penis or balls.

I gave him a dirty chupacabra so hard that he was bleeding.

Dirty Chupacabra by PooDaddyMan June 10, 2011

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chupacabra droppings

Another name for marijuana; weed; the devil's lettuce

I just smoked some of those chupacabra droppings I found out in the field

chupacabra droppings by American Democracy April 25, 2019

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Grapeview Chupacabra

The Grapeview chupacabra is indeigionous of the Hood Canal area of Washington State in the US. It is said to be unknown to science and is believed to be aggressively killing animals small animals after stalking them along roadsides. These are often mistaken for road kill and are damaged by scavengers to such an extent that cause of death can not be scientifically determined. They are believed to leave three puncture wounds on their kill's that provide an access point to drain them of their blood. Unfortunate an obscure section of the Revised Code of Washington makes the molestation and harassment of these predators illegal without a special permit from the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife.

The Grapeview Chupacabra is a ruthless killer

Grapeview Chupacabra by Dr. Smar Taz August 7, 2012

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