Chair Leg 

The suprise of inserting a finger in a mans ass whilst giving him a blow job

that felt like a chair leg up my ass

Chair Leg by Pond February 2, 2007

Chair Leg 

A shit that is long and stiff like a chair leg

'Damn , who forgot to flush this chair leg'

Chair Leg by JoobLover February 2, 2023

Chair leg

A narcissist. Someone who always hurts you but says it’s your fault. They keep you in the dark and say things like you walked right into that.

Her husband is such a chair leg.

Chair leg by Asktalyuh Shelltelyuh May 6, 2026

Jacobean chair leg 

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.

Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."

Jacobean chair leg by kdwilco September 21, 2013

Chair Legs 

The way legs look when you're sitting in a chair. They often spread out and look very shapely.

Mark: Dang! That chick's got some great chair legs!

Chair Legs by Sextron January 29, 2009

Chair legs 

Legs at the bottom of my chair. Also arm rests are just chairs for your arms.

Ummmm chair legs

Chair legs by Xenogenisis February 23, 2020

Chair legs.

Legs at the bottom of my chair. Also arm rests are just chairs for your arms.

Ummmm chair legs.

Chair legs. by Xenogenisis February 23, 2020