Chadwicking 

The action of flexing a completely useless skill and constantly one-upping your peers to make urself feel more accomplished.

John: Yesterday i made an oven baked pizza in 10 minutes
Harry: yh but like actually like one time i made a pizza in the oven in like 9 minutes innit cos like im better pizza cooking than you
John: Shut up i dont give fuck harry stop fucking chadwicking

(this post has nothing to do with chadwick boseman, may he rest in power)

Chadwicking by Big Head Jamie Davies August 30, 2020

chadwicking 

to relax alone for a long time

I was chadwicking all day. It was amazing

chadwicking by Achadwick January 24, 2019

Shadwicking 

A generally bro rape which involves roofies and the thrusting of the pelvis.

"Oh man, my ass hurts."
"Yeah, I was totally shadwicking you last night"
"Shit!"

Shadwicking by Dr. Jarnigan K. Barnwell August 4, 2007

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016