Chad Hair 

Two Words used to describe someones hair when
it looks like they've poured the excess grease from
a Wendys frier all over it.
It is used to express the digust someone feels when
seeing a stringy mess of 'cafeteria fried noodle-like hair'
coming out of a persons head.
Named after the lead singer of Nickleback, Chad Kroeger
The ultimate leader of all greasers.

Leanne: Wow.. did you see Wilsons hair today?
Melanie: YES, FREAKIN A! Hes had major Chad Hair all week

Chad Hair by JolBrown April 1, 2009

Chad's Hair 

A hairstyle made popular by Macklemore that once owned instantaneously changes your name to either Chad, Chazz, Brett, Chet, or Brad. This grouping of names is known as the "Big 5." The hairstyle involves leaving a luxurious mane of hair at the top of your head (preferably gelled upwards and to the left) and getting the sides shaved at a number 2 shave.

"My hairs getting pretty gnarly, Tom."
"Yeah, Doug, it sure is."
"I think I'm going to get Chad's Hair."

Later that night, Doug no longer existed, but Chazz was born.

Chad's Hair by Dread Knot Pirate November 24, 2013