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One who wanks more than most other Puerto-Ricans. Also known for his likings of poon, and his fetus.

See also: malaka
Cez is such a malaka.
by Patrik Mikal January 05, 2004
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Green eyes, hot Female who works at the mines because she loves and craves the attention of many males at once, She has a very strong sexual drive and needs to be fucked 24/7 and the funny thing of all is that she doesn't think she is a slut.s a pejorative term meaning an individual who is sexually promiscuous. The term is generally applied to women.
Cez is working tonite why don't we go and check her out and may be we get a blow job.
by juanloco April 15, 2010
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A Cez is that old guy tryna talk to year 9 girls in Ilford. He’s been looking about 40 since year 7 ... still a fucking virgIn
Mate! Look at that fucking Cez ! Heard him tell try add the little girls on Snapchat .... he got turfed!
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