Cerulean orbs 

A stereotypical, cringy way to describe the large blue eyes of a character, popular among by a bad and beginning/very young writers (usually themselves blue-eyed, usually in fanfiction, usually belonging to a Mary Sue type character).

I don't know what the blue balls guy is on about. 'Cerulean orbs' has been a meme about bad fanfiction descriptions for YEARS.

No one thinks you're talking about your balls my guy, they think you're being weird about some girl's eyes.

'Legolas gazed into Mary Sue's cerulean orbs and was lost. He was also a vampire now, somehow, and sparkled.'

Cerulean orbs by oh my god lol April 22, 2022

Cerulean Orbs 

Another name for blue balls,
the dull pain caused by abruptly stopping sexual actions.
This is often used to sound smarter in front of someone who doesn't know better. Also used in front of women, so they don't catch on to what you are saying.

Friend 1: I just got Cerulean Orbs
Friend 2: Man! that sucks
Girl 1: What is that?

Cerulean Orbs by NINJuhh December 1, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008