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CEO of simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.
You know Harry Pearson, he is pretty much the CEO of simp the way he licks out that girl

Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp
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CEO of simp-nation 

His simp levels are so high it tops any human or pussboi out there usually goes by the name jesse or master_shifu
Damn Jesse really simping On Jackie he’s the “CEO of simp-nation“

CEO of simp-nation 

A simp so powerful, such a pussboi he’s the leader of simps

...goes by Jesse
Damn wtf he’s being such a simp with Jackie he’s the “CEO of simp-nation”

CEO of Simp Nation 

I was walking down the street and saw the CEO of Simp nation himself

King (CEO of Simps) 

King is the best and gets all the girls unlike Tiib27, You shall do what he says or else.
King (CEO of Simps) is cooler than Tiib27
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