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Central Wank

The act of outdoor masturbation in New York's Central Park. The best way to appreciate the natural beauty of the park.
Matt: Mother Nature...

Stephen: The ultimate MILF.

Matt: Yeah, now I gotta go have a central wank.
by FrankieFFrankton November 18, 2012
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wankthorpe south central

the worst place imaginable to find yourself at any time
why were u late??

i got stuck in roadworks at wankthorpe south central!

or

i just saw the worst band ever down at wankthorpe south central!!
by sam butler October 2, 2006
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