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Central Wank

The act of outdoor masturbation in New York's Central Park. The best way to appreciate the natural beauty of the park.
Matt: Mother Nature...

Stephen: The ultimate MILF.

Matt: Yeah, now I gotta go have a central wank.
by FrankieFFrankton November 18, 2012
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