Celker

Celker, derived from the words “Celebrity” and “Stalker”;

This gen-z term is used to describe fans of Pop Idols, and Celebrities that take their obsessions to the extreme by stalking their idols and doing their best to get close to them. In order to leave a lasting memory some go as far as attempting to harm the idol or follow them.

Can be traced to similar meanings as the korean word“sasaeng” .

“Kenna Is such a celker!”
“Celkers should not continue their activities.”

by tinnazterms June 19, 2022

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Mortal Celery State

1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.

2. When medical attention must seek you.

Did you hear about Bryan Palpers? He's entered the Mortal Celery State!

by chonboi January 21, 2009

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False Celery

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.

As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."

by boatbutter August 22, 2006

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celery generals

A Tom Green-derived game that requires two people to each have their own celery general (a celery torso, celery arms, celery legs, and a cherry tomato head) and to place them on their own lane of a two lane highway. If one's celery general gets run over by a car, their opponent has to eat the flattened celery general; salad dressing is optional.

No, Jeffrey, you have to eat the celery generals off of the road. Don't even bother bringing paper plates next time.

by Shov June 19, 2008

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cenker

A beautiful amazing looking boy, who steals your heart and break it for a less gorgeous girl than you are. He loves gaming, has the most disgusting friends and is like a diamond in the dark. He has often amazing eyes and totally perfect hair. He is sporty and he is absolutely stunning and the most pretty human you ever met. But he is an asshole and don't know how to treat you right.

Person 1: OMG Cenker is so perfect I'm gonna die!

Person 2: Bish you gonna die if you had a relationship.

by Unkownunicorn January 4, 2017

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celeron

The perfect, literal example of a piece of shit. This is the absolute worst computer component ever conceived by the hands of man. Sure, it LOOKS good with 2.4-2.7 Gigaherz of speed, but its insanely small L1 and L2 cache, not to mention the INCREDIBLY slow FSB, Celerons are useless. There is lag time for even the most little of tasks. Even though Celerons are made for people who are not computer-savvy and who just like to email and surf the web and do Microsoft Word and stuff, they aren't even good at doing that! Fuck Intel for making it.

Leroy: "Hey, I want a cheap computer. I'm thinking of getting a Celeron processor."

Hugh: "I've had one for 2 1/2 years so far. I've been saving up for a while to get a REAL computer. Trust me, opening FireFox gives me 100% CPU usage and incredible lag time. "More than one application running at a time with ease"? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Yeah, switching between Windows Media Player 11 and FireFox gives me (again) 100% CPU usage and lag. Want to play games? Well, fuck. That's too bad for you. It can't handle StarCraft (8 years old), WoW, or even Call of Duty. "Counter-Strike Source"? Oh, my God. You can play CSS.... if you like 9 frames per second on EVERY FUCKING LEVEL."

Leroy: "Damn... I'd be better off with a Pentium 2"

Hugh: "From now on, don't ever mention Intel products to me.... ever. Just go with AMD."

by LOL, Internet August 17, 2006

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