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What happens when someone hooks up with an overweight person on a one-night stand.

Aaron: "Did you see that porker Howard just left with?"

Becky: "Yeah, he's caught the swine flu."

caught the swine flu by mightytink August 20, 2009

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caught the Swine Flu

Hooking up with an overweight woman.

I think Dave caught the Swine Flu last night. He's not usually a pig farmer but I saw him leaving the bar with a big girl.

caught the Swine Flu by TCII September 10, 2009

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Caught the swine flu

used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight person

So and So caught the swine flu last night

Caught the swine flu by Bacaron April 28, 2009

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Caught the Swine Flu

Liking or hooking up with an ugly or fat bitch.

"Damn did u see that fat bitch John took home last night?" "Yeah, i think he Caught the Swine Flu"

Caught the Swine Flu by fullfire0 August 20, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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