During sex when you are in bland old missionary, and your Charlie horse or hamstring starts cramping badly enough that you lose your erection. You are officially too old for this partner.
“How’d it go with Julie? Dem tiddies are LEGIT!”
-“oh man, I caught a game for a recruit and had to stop. I’m officially too old for hot chicks now!”
-“oh man, I caught a game for a recruit and had to stop. I’m officially too old for hot chicks now!”
by Fungordon May 15, 2022