Catzoned

The deepest level of frienzone, the catzone. You are thought of as a cat by the person who put you in the zone.

Alice catzoned that guy HARD!

Catzoned by ColdVibe February 16, 2019

calzoned 

to get owned by italian dishes, such as pizza or calzones.

I just got calzoned by that pepperoni pie, i can't eat another bite!

calzoned by ben mcfrlnd November 12, 2005

Calzoned 

The feeling one obtains once diving way too deep into the sauce.

"bro you good? "
" wut u say?"
"you're calzoned af mate"

Calzoned by IzYaBoiJaskin July 27, 2017

Calzoned 

When a girl doesn’t want a relationship with you but she lets you eat her out.

My man Jim totally got calzoned by that Italicization chick he met at the party.

Calzoned by Hmmm beans shouldn’t be there August 26, 2019

Calzoned 

The act of being criticized severely about something especially from all sides from many different peers and/or friends.

Man we really calzoned Jon hard last night, he even started to cry!

Calzoned by jham1298 November 3, 2021