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calzoned 

to get owned by italian dishes, such as pizza or calzones.
I just got calzoned by that pepperoni pie, i can't eat another bite!
calzoned by ben mcfrlnd November 12, 2005
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Calzoned 

The feeling one obtains once diving way too deep into the sauce.
"bro you good? "
" wut u say?"
"you're calzoned af mate"
Calzoned by IzYaBoiJaskin July 27, 2017

Calzoned 

When a girl doesn’t want a relationship with you but she lets you eat her out.
My man Jim totally got calzoned by that Italicization chick he met at the party.

Calzoned 

The act of being criticized severely about something especially from all sides from many different peers and/or friends.
Man we really calzoned Jon hard last night, he even started to cry!
Calzoned by jham1298 November 3, 2021

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026