Catophelia

Catophelia is the spontaneous transformation from human to cat.
The transformation takes 0.001 nanoseconds.
In 5 days after transformation you will revert back to human with no past experiences.
There is strictly nothing in between.

person1: I think I have Catophelia

person2: what?

person1: *turns into cat in 0.001 nanoseconds*

person2: ok.

Catophelia by paradox127 September 6, 2023

Cakophelia 

Having sexual attraction to cake

The mans cakophelia overtook him at the bakery

Cakophelia by Ammonius May 13, 2014

cartophiliac 

Someone who steals shopping carts and returns them to the store for a reward.

Walking home from the pub, the Captain found a shopping cart from a grocery store two miles away - the longtime cartophiliac couldn't resist a hike in the snow.

cartophiliac by keatun77 March 3, 2011

crophelia 

When you shit on someone and rub it around making you look like a mud bath

Oh man there crophelia makes me horny

crophelia by 80yroldsaggyboobs September 14, 2016

Cacapheliac 

Someone who like to play with feces/poop

Michael is a cacapheliac. He makes action figures out of shit.

Cacapheliac by Ickyblavinfoo November 18, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019