Cakophelia 

Having sexual attraction to cake

The mans cakophelia overtook him at the bakery

Cakophelia by Ammonius May 13, 2014

Catophelia

Catophelia is the spontaneous transformation from human to cat.
The transformation takes 0.001 nanoseconds.
In 5 days after transformation you will revert back to human with no past experiences.
There is strictly nothing in between.

person1: I think I have Catophelia

person2: what?

person1: *turns into cat in 0.001 nanoseconds*

person2: ok.

Catophelia by paradox127 September 6, 2023

crophelia 

When you shit on someone and rub it around making you look like a mud bath

Oh man there crophelia makes me horny

crophelia by 80yroldsaggyboobs September 14, 2016

Cacapheliac 

Someone who like to play with feces/poop

Michael is a cacapheliac. He makes action figures out of shit.

Cacapheliac by Ickyblavinfoo November 18, 2022