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The act of jizzing on a face and placing freshly shaved pubic hair over it, resembling fur. Optionally a hat can be placed on the "receiver's" head to form a cat in the hat.
Terrence - How did the date go?

Buzz - She liked me till I asked to perform a cat in the hat; Then she REALLY liked me!
by DoctorAcula August 23, 2011
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Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!
Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess
by Max February 25, 2005
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